Tag Archives: Don’t Even Bother

X-Men Franchise Review Part IV – X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

x_men_origins_wolverine_ver5_xlg

twitterpost tagspost tagsreddit

FIND ALL OF MY X-MEN REVIEWS HERE

Oh boy. Now it’s time to review X-Men Origins: Wolverine. This was my first time seeing this movie. I was so scarred by The Last Stand that I took a sabbatical from the franchise. Even if I hadn’t, the overwhelmingly negative word of mouth that this movie received didn’t exactly sway me into a seat at the theater. Continue reading

Review/Rant: God’s Not Dead – The Most Offensive Movie I’ve Ever Seen

Screenshot_2014-03-30-02-28-02

twitterpost tagspost tagsreddit

One of the best things about movies is their ability to create conversation amongst an audience of strangers. Movies that specifically tackle deep philosophical issues should inspire debate and conversation. I went into God’s Not Dead with the hope that it would have at least a frame of something, anything at all thought provoking. After all, this is a movie that at its core is about one of humanity’s most polarizing debates.

Unfortunately, God’s Not Dead amounts to an over the top piece of religious propaganda that will only appeal to people sucked into its message before they bought their ticket. In the process of actively avoiding subtext while delivering its propaganda, God’s Not Dead managed to become the most offensive movie I’ve ever seen.

Continue reading

4 Days of Blood: Part II – The Horrors of Space

HT_gravity_tether_tk_131007_4x3_992

Space is an endless landscape for humanity to explore. The idea of colonizing the vast unknown and taking humanity to the stars has been a dream of humanity for centuries. This dream has led to a vast array of fictional voyages into space.

Still, there’s something inherently terrifying about the idea of space travel and the isolation that goes with it. The same unknown that inspires humanity also has the power to ignite our morbid sides. Take a group of humans, put them in a confined space millions of miles from other humans, and horrific monsters won’t be far behind. Continue reading

OV’s Shocktober: The Purge (2013) [First and Only Viewing]

The-Purge (1)amazon-logo

Continue reading